Cinnie Minnie: Miss Madeline. What is in this bowl?
Miss Madeline: Which bowl?
Cinnie Minnie: The one that looks disgusting?
Miss Madeline: Ohhh. That's mouse vomit.
Cinnie Minnie: That's a lot of vomit for one mouse.
Miss Madeline: Oh, yeah. It's plural. Mice Vomit. Sorry.
Cinnie Minnie: Okay. I feel a lot better now. Thanks for clearing that up.
There are people who smoke all day long at the Cancer Cabanas. They're just eliminating the competition. Smoke on, fellow job-seeking college students. Smoke on...
Shit my friends say.
Kelsie Jo and I were giggling all day long at The Bloggess. And it struck me: we're pretty damn funny too. We don't actually try to be funny. But if this *amazing, wonderful, and whimsical* lady is funny, then we are too. We just need to write everything funny we say down. I nominated myself as the Blogging Queen to do the honors and start up our very own giggle-worthy collection of stories. Welcome to Cancer Cabanas.
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