Apparently people read this now.

Truth is we stopped posting because I turned into a basket case. But in theory I've got my emotions in check, and maybe we can think of funny things again...??? All I can think of that's funny right now is that I own my first house key. It has Disney princesses on it. Do you know what that means? That means I'm a child. I'm okay with that, really. I'm fun.

Also. I'm going to be gone all summer long and I'll miss my people terribly. I'm going to give Miss Kelsie Jo access to post methinks. That way we can share our funny stories. Ja. Mine are going to include cute things little kids say, and her's will be the weird-ass shit people wear to Wal Mart and the mall. I'm hoping for a little more than that, but give it time. Camp gives me a bunchhhhh to work with. And Kelsie Jo is just funny in general. Let's see what we come up with.

Twitter=genius

Here are the best of: #ThingsIHateAboutSex

"wack pussy when u horny :( mean face like dam she gotta b fucking kidding me"

"those funny sounds and faces u do when the cum comes out"

"not having it"

"having to pay your mum for it"

"when a sweat droplet drips in your eye"

"if you hashtagged this, you're doing it wrong"

"doing all the work... Starfish ass bitches just laying there and shit..."

"when females be running from that meat pistol"

"bein a baby daddy"

"girls reading cosmo thinking that shit pleases us"

"my boyfriend"


...I snorted my way through Etymology. #Thanks Kelsie Jo

Shit Kelsie Jo says...

I saw the person who writes those anti-abortion things. Sitting on the ground writing more anti-abortion things. Where I could easily kick her or accidentally trip over her... but I didn't.

Family Matters

So I showed this picture to my sister because it made me laugh. She said, "OMG that reminds me of me and El Tigre!" (their kitten).
Then I showed it to Mym. Apparently I thought it was really funny. I said, "Lala says it reminds her of her and El Tigre." and Mym said, "that's funny because it reminds me of me and Lala."

This

Is a unicorn helmet. It's perfect for a member of the Unicorn Success Club.

Does anyone else think this cat looks taxidermied?

The Mental Health Alphabet

A is for anxiety
B is for bipolar
C is for Cymbalta
D is for depression
E is for enuresis
F is for Freud
G is for Geodon
H is for hypochondriac
I is for insomnia
J is for juvenile hall
K is for kleptomania
L is for Lamictal
M is for manic
N is for narcoleptic
O is for oppositional defiant disorder
P is for psychosis
Q is for quagmire
R is for repression
S is for syndrome
T is for therapy
U is for unquiet mind
V is for Valium
W is for Wellbutrin
X is for xylophone
Y is for youth care worker
Z is for Zoloft