Overheard in room 417:

You could lick a dick in a bowl.

Cinnie Minnie was informing me of the foods that she's uncomfortable eating in front of people.

• Chips: Because if you get a double-chip you look like a cow chewing cud when you miss your mouth.
• Pickles: For obvious reasons.
• String Cheese: ...I'm not sure why, it just makes me nervous.
• Ice Cream: Because you look suggestive when you lick it... unless it's in a bowl, of course.

Me: You could like a dick in a bowl.

End of conversation.