Cinnie Minnie was informing me of the foods that she's uncomfortable eating in front of people.
- Chips: Because if you get a double-chip you look like a cow chewing cud when you miss your mouth.
- Pickles: For obvious reasons.
- String Cheese: ...I'm not sure why, it just makes me nervous.
- Ice Cream: Because you look suggestive when you lick it... unless it's in a bowl, of course.
Me: You could like a dick in a bowl.
End of conversation.
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