Shit my friends say.

Kelsie Jo and I were giggling all day long at The Bloggess. And it struck me: we're pretty damn funny too. We don't actually try to be funny. But if this *amazing, wonderful, and whimsical* lady is funny, then we are too. We just need to write everything funny we say down. I nominated myself as the Blogging Queen to do the honors and start up our very own giggle-worthy collection of stories. Welcome to Cancer Cabanas.

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Overheard in room 417:

You could lick a dick in a bowl.

Cinnie Minnie was informing me of the foods that she's uncomfortable eating in front of people.

  • Chips: Because if you get a double-chip you look like a cow chewing cud when you miss your mouth.
  • Pickles: For obvious reasons.
  • String Cheese: ...I'm not sure why, it just makes me nervous.
  • Ice Cream: Because you look suggestive when you lick it... unless it's in a bowl, of course.

Me: You could like a dick in a bowl.

End of conversation.

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