Cinnie Minnie was bitching about how much she hates the name Cancer Cabanas. And Tarynnn was all like "Shut the fuck up, bitch. No one wants to hear what you have to say."
Silence.
"I'm just kidding." Then she started to play with Cinnie Minnie's hair and kissed her on the cheek. Then Kelsie Jo was all like, "She just kissed her on the mouth. Are you still documenting this?" and I was like... *smiles and keeps typing*
When Kelsie Jo realized that the kiss was indeed on the face she pressured Tarynnn to kiss her on the mouth, and Cinnie Minnie was all like, "My mouth is spoken for" and silently I was like Bitch, tell me bout it.
There are people who smoke all day long at the Cancer Cabanas. They're just eliminating the competition. Smoke on, fellow job-seeking college students. Smoke on...
Shit my friends say.
Kelsie Jo and I were giggling all day long at The Bloggess. And it struck me: we're pretty damn funny too. We don't actually try to be funny. But if this *amazing, wonderful, and whimsical* lady is funny, then we are too. We just need to write everything funny we say down. I nominated myself as the Blogging Queen to do the honors and start up our very own giggle-worthy collection of stories. Welcome to Cancer Cabanas.
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