Shit my friends say.

Kelsie Jo and I were giggling all day long at The Bloggess. And it struck me: we're pretty damn funny too. We don't actually try to be funny. But if this *amazing, wonderful, and whimsical* lady is funny, then we are too. We just need to write everything funny we say down. I nominated myself as the Blogging Queen to do the honors and start up our very own giggle-worthy collection of stories. Welcome to Cancer Cabanas.

Friday, February 10, 2012

Skit-nip:

Me: This skittle has a nipple!

Cinnie Minne: oh, my gawd it does!

Me: If I suck on it will I get lemon juice?

Cinnie Minnie: I'm going to leave this conversation.

Me: What? Why?! That's a legitimate question! This is uncharted territory. This may be the very first nipple bearing skittle. The very first skit-nip.

And then Cinnie Minnie ignored me and started to sing the iCarly theme song. And she cupped my face when she sang "I'm telling you just how I feel." (We're really into face cupping around here.)

But, really? Have you ever seen a skittle so cool?
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