Shit my friends say.

Kelsie Jo and I were giggling all day long at The Bloggess. And it struck me: we're pretty damn funny too. We don't actually try to be funny. But if this *amazing, wonderful, and whimsical* lady is funny, then we are too. We just need to write everything funny we say down. I nominated myself as the Blogging Queen to do the honors and start up our very own giggle-worthy collection of stories. Welcome to Cancer Cabanas.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

"What did your mom used to make you say?" "I have a sweet, sweet ass."

You know why he wanted to dance with you? Because you're a sexy mamaaaaaaaa.

I was in ballroom and a quick and old flame showed up to Proctor. We waltzed together. And it wasn't awkward or anything, but I saw Kelsie Jo and I was like, he was at Ballroom today and she was like because you're a sexy mamaaaaaaa!

And I was like I didn't get cute until right before class. He couldn't have known. And she was like, well I told him, so...

She wins... I guess.
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