Here are the best of: #ThingsIHateAboutSex
"wack pussy when u horny :( mean face like dam she gotta b fucking kidding me"
"those funny sounds and faces u do when the cum comes out"
"not having it"
"having to pay your mum for it"
"when a sweat droplet drips in your eye"
"if you hashtagged this, you're doing it wrong"
"doing all the work... Starfish ass bitches just laying there and shit..."
"when females be running from that meat pistol"
"bein a baby daddy"
"girls reading cosmo thinking that shit pleases us"
"my boyfriend"
...I snorted my way through Etymology. #Thanks Kelsie Jo
There are people who smoke all day long at the Cancer Cabanas. They're just eliminating the competition. Smoke on, fellow job-seeking college students. Smoke on...
Shit my friends say.
Kelsie Jo and I were giggling all day long at The Bloggess. And it struck me: we're pretty damn funny too. We don't actually try to be funny. But if this *amazing, wonderful, and whimsical* lady is funny, then we are too. We just need to write everything funny we say down. I nominated myself as the Blogging Queen to do the honors and start up our very own giggle-worthy collection of stories. Welcome to Cancer Cabanas.
Wednesday, March 21, 2012
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