Shit my friends say.

Kelsie Jo and I were giggling all day long at The Bloggess. And it struck me: we're pretty damn funny too. We don't actually try to be funny. But if this *amazing, wonderful, and whimsical* lady is funny, then we are too. We just need to write everything funny we say down. I nominated myself as the Blogging Queen to do the honors and start up our very own giggle-worthy collection of stories. Welcome to Cancer Cabanas.

Friday, February 10, 2012

I was talking to Leila today.

I told her all about Bon'Quisha and Fabio and she thought that Fabio was a fine name. She knew a Fabio once. She also knew a Bon'Quisha and I was all "Oh my gosh! I have to introduce them!" and she was all like "You wouldn't want to meet this Bon'Quisha. She's not very nice." And I was like "Oh." :(
And I was like, "Well I'll find a Bon'Quisha here! We're in college there has to be one!" And she said "Miss Madeline. Ain't no Bon'Quishas gon' go to college." And I was like "Oh." :(
So, looking on the bright side, I noted that my Bon'Quisha goes to college! And she doesn't go to class, but I can change that. Maybe I'll take her/him to German 202 one day. Everyone will love him/her and want to give her/him their love! And then Bon'Quisha and Fabio won't feel as alone.

I'm feeling so much better.
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