Shit my friends say.

Kelsie Jo and I were giggling all day long at The Bloggess. And it struck me: we're pretty damn funny too. We don't actually try to be funny. But if this *amazing, wonderful, and whimsical* lady is funny, then we are too. We just need to write everything funny we say down. I nominated myself as the Blogging Queen to do the honors and start up our very own giggle-worthy collection of stories. Welcome to Cancer Cabanas.

Friday, February 10, 2012

Water and Mimicing Tips

Shannon and I worked our BUTTS off in Zumba and then we ate healthy dinners and got huge waters. We were pretty proud of ourselves. And you know how when you're thirsty, water tastes like sprinkles made by God? Well Leila does. "This is some delicious ass water."

I will keep you all updated on our attempts at weight loss. Go team!

Also. Some people don't know how to mimic well. Like, if you're going to act like a child and mimic what someone says, I can assure you that doing it in a high-pitched voice and scrunching up your face only makes you look stupid. I pinky-promise you can't avoid looking like a douche-nozzle when you do that. Here's the proper technique: repeat what the person said exactly as they said it. Do not stray from the original. Because if you feel the need to diss them with a mimic in the first place, then the thing they're saying is ridiculous enough on its own. It works with anything, though. Go ahead and try it. Tell the person nearest you to say something (or wait for them to do so) and just repeat it exactly how they said it. They'll get really embarrassed and self-conscious. It's like magic for assholes.

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